Good morning, DMV! It’s Tuesday, August 18.
While reading in this weekend to catch up on news in D.C., what caught my eye? An apple 🍎 party in Malcolm X Park!
I’m bummed to have missed it, but I enjoyed reading comments about it in this Reddit thread, from which I pulled some silly quotes:
“A lot of people making core memories together”
“That’s a great looking Gala”
“I couldn’t make it. I’m green with envy.”
The guy who threw the party, Carl Endrulat, apparently had planned to share apples but was told he couldn’t because of public health concerns. So the Reddit thread continues…
“Why is he not allowed to give free apples what kind of country is this”
“Negative consequences from accepting apples from strangers is a surprisingly prolific motif.”
“There's a 2000 year old book about strange apple eating consequences”
“I don't think snow white is that old.”
“Historically, free apples have been an issue. The story in Genesis, for example.”
And finally …
“Honestly this was low key a really fun time. Silly and chill but also super fun. I love things like this, we need more events like this.”
“Gotta find joy when the world is on fire.”
“DC is so great”
Yes, yes and yes.
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📰 News around the DMV
🌳 Things to do
I plan to join writer Foley O’Brien on the morning of Sunday, Sept. 6, for “Words for Birds” — a hike and writing session in Rock Creek Park. “We'll use our surroundings and bird sightings to generate a word bank … we'll use said word banks in a generative session lasting about an hour,” the event description says.
I have no idea what that means but decided not to ask for more info. I’ll just give it a go.
Also …
D.C. Restaurant Week is back. Here's where to actually book (City Cast DC)
Your guide to the 2026 National Book Festival (City Cast DC)
📷 Your beach outing

In one direction… (Sandy Tucker)
Sandy Tucker, 74, a resident of Silver Spring, sent in this pic from a weekend outing in Delaware.
“This is what it was like in Bethany Beach this past Sunday as everyone is trying to vacation before school starts,” she wrote to me.
“My husband and I spent a few days at the beach including the weekend as he had plans with friends to play golf. I love getting steps so I walked to Bethany. It was more crowded than I had ever seen.”

… and the other. (Sandy Tucker)
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